i only set you on fire a little bit. grow up.
HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
Woke up last night, barely remember writing this, went straight back to sleep
this has perfect rhythm tbh
what is it about pussy that needs ice. like it's a match made in heaven. even if it was in the fridge before i still pour it over ice
so i meant, and fully thought i typed, pepsi
pussy was invented after electric refrigeration unlike cock which was originally meant to be enjoyed at room temperature
Them: we don't have cock, will pussy do?
Me, a bisexual: yea pussy's good
It’s always “why did you dig a hole to sleep in” and “you’re covered in dirt” and never How was the hole The hole looked fun was it fun
me after loosening up on the routine that keeps me functioning as a person: why am I not functioning as a person
Listen- Leverage is such a fucking good show. You hate corporations? You hate the military? You want found family? You want wacky hijinks? You want spy thriller? You want a bisexual polyamorous triad? You want people healing from trauma together? LITERALLY this show has it all go watch it
*doing your tarot reading*
oh. two of worms. it means worms are coming to your house.. interpret that how you will..